THIS IS.................: For Drips and Scribbles; Part One

Leaning over the bin in my bedroom I stood whittling a broken pencil. Fashioning a small piece of graphite into a point put me into a meditative state. All thoughts had vanished from my mind. Giving up all hope of remembering the instant of genius that had persuaded me to lift the cool pillow from my face I decided to start googling.

“Bollocks!”

I can not honestly remember whether I said it out loud or not. I had stumbled across an obituary for a ghost called Nike. The Hong-Kong police had driven the world’s number one ripper and distributor of JAV and Gravure underground after some hack had written an article about them. My skin began to itch.

All the frivolous and licentious cultural icons of Nippon were gone. Outside the almost unconscious influence of the gaming industry the twin worlds of JAV and Gravure are the most influential force to emanate from the east, closely followed by Anime and Manga.

I have to admit to a devious curiosity of objects that exist for the single purpose of mindless gratification. I can not imagine a better argument for the superiority of human civilisation over all nature then to compare the rabbit God made and the one we did. It makes me smile when I realise how much effort we put into the carnal arts. I do not see why we essentially deny their existence, even though we produce more of it than just about anything else. I do not remember it ever being mentioned in my film-history classes the extreme close up (one of the more significant film innovations) was developed by early pornographers.

Celebrate the brilliance of Japanese pornography while we still have it. Revel in the insanity of it all. Give in to immoral exhaustion and the habitual ritual of sleep deprivation caused buy visual stimulation. The most superfluous aspects of JAV can inject enjoyment to your life. Browse the new releases simply to scrutinise the hysterical engrish. See how lost in translation you can get. I’ll start you off if you want.

These are all genuine titles from recent JAV films with their actual matching covers!

Tutor And Mother Daughter Donburi! Three Generations Of Women! Second Helpings, Eat As Much As You Like!