Front Men

Front men! Front men you say!

First up, here's James Chance in action with The Contortions. Look at this fucking badman go. He is everything that a lead singer should be.



Next is a kick to the groin of all the floppy haired fags in indie bands up and down the country. Ruining the summer with their pathetic attempts to be "rock'n'roll" at festivals just so T4 get some cheap airtime!

HERE COMES IGGY!



HEY BO DIDDLEY!

You can judge a book by its cover!



The Easybeats are pacific garage!

The Easybeats are simply amazing. If you have never heard of them before SHAME ON YOU!



The original GOO GOO MUCKS!

They make me want to invent a time machine just so I can go back to CBGBs in the 1970s and spit on them!



"Its Star time ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready for startime? Thank you and thank you very kindly. It is indeed a great pleasure to present to you at this particular time, national and international known as the hardest working man in show bizness. Mister D-Y-N-A-MITE. The amazing mister 'PLEASE,PLEASE' himself. The star of the show! JAMES BROWN!



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