Surely, with the grime-assisted re-birth of hammer-wielding manboy Timmy Mallet, it's now time for Run The Risk's perennial pratfaller, Peter Simon, to re-visit the spotlight?
At the moment, Simon is playing a sort of David-Dickinson-meets-Buster-Keaton role on freeview shopping channel, Bid TV, which basically consists of him repeatedly falling on his face in an attempt to sell pointless crap to bored women.
However, ask anyone (Peter Simon; Peter Simon's family) and they'll tell you that there's much more to the big man than self-harming for consumerism.
So, come on grime MCs: step up to the plate! Skepta, JME and Jammer can rest easy, as they've already been catalytic in Mallet's resurrection, but what about the rest of you? Ghetto, Trim, Tinchy - stick Peter S on a fucking remix!
And don't let it stop there. Badness - why not ask Sarah Greene to produce your next single? Bashy - get Terry Nutkins on the beatbox! Let the worlds of violent urban music and late 80s childrens' television collide!
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